Disclaimer

or something…

Welcome to the unfiltered chaos of my mind. This site serves up sarcasm, dark humor, and brutal truths for those with thick skin and a taste for the absurd. If you’re easily offended, fragile, or allergic to honesty, turn back now—this isn’t for you. Nothing here is professional advice or sacred gospel; it’s my raw take on a world that’s often ridiculous.

I don’t sugarcoat. I insult, provoke, and challenge because the truth isn’t polite. Donations keep the madness alive, granting you the privilege to endure my razor-sharp wit and occasional whisky-laced burp of gratitude. No refunds, no apologies.

Enter only if you’re ready to laugh, wince, and maybe see yourself reflected in a broken mirror. Consider yourself warned—and lucky.

And if you are a return vict…. I mean user, you probably should get your moral compass checked. But please enjoy the madness first, or not… I don’t care!